Friday, July 29, 2011

America, Senegal



I love your dress! Where’d you get it?
I love your dress! Which tailor did you use?

I’m kinda craving M&Ms. I think I’ll drag myself to the store.
My mom is sending me M&Ms in a package in a couple weeks… BEGIN THE COUNTDOWN!

It’s 100 degrees today? WHY GOD, WHY?
100 degrees today? Thank God.

I mean, that’s pretty expensive for a cup of coffee, but okay.
WHAT? You’re giving me the white person price. PREPARE TO FIGHT.

I’ve worn this shirt twice. I should probably throw it in the wash.
I can’t really smell this shirt when held at arm’s length. All good!

I can see your butt in that skirt. Scandalous!
I can see your knees in that skirt… you may be a prostitute.

This taxi looks dirty. Gross.
I can’t see the road through the bottom of this taxi! Fancy.

She killed a chicken?!  Awwww, poor thing.
She killed a chicken? Delicious!

Look at the cute fluffy sheep!
Can someone please eat this mangy loud annoying animal already?

Put on your shoes. Your feet are getting dirty.
Put on your shoes. You’re getting parasites.

OMGOMGOMG he proposed!
You’re proposing again? For the fifth time this week, NO.

The mosquitoes here are killer, man.
The mosquitoes here will literally kill you.

There’s a cockroach in my bathroom! Call the exterminators!
If you shine your headlamp at the cockroaches that live inside your pit toilet, they’ll usually stay away from your feet while you’re using it.

Don’t walk alone after dark. You never know what creeps are lurking out there.
Don’t walk alone after dark. You never know what creeps or hyenas are lurking out there.

My puppy ate my shoes.
Rats ate my shoes.

There’s only rice here… where’s the chow mein?
Plain rice again? Lame.

The garbage trucks woke me up soooo early this morning.
I was woken by roosters, then the call to prayer, then donkeys fighting.

She got married at 20? That’s way too young.
She got married at 20? I’m so glad she could wait!

Let’s have a wine and cheese party!
Someone got Cheez Whiz in a package. PARTY TIME.

This rain is making traffic pretty bad.
This rain prevents me from leaving my village.

Ewwww, why do I have a rash? Google it!
You don’t have staph yet? How’d you manage that?

Hitting children is wrong, so wrong, totally morally inexcusable.
…Undecided.  (just kidding!...)

Friday, July 15, 2011

Village life


Imagine yourself in a rural Senegalese village. It’s 3 p.m., the hottest part of the day, and the family is hanging out in the shade, both adults and kids relaxing in a sweaty, post-lunch haze. The women and girls are busily cracking peanuts (all day, every day) and, being a girl yourself, you’re helping out. You’ve become rather good at it, actually, which is probably not a cause for celebration, but it helps pass the time. The man of the house is lounging in one of the only plastic chairs, fanning himself. He takes a handful of peanuts, and for a second you think he might- just maybe – for the first time ever – help out, but instead he pops them into his mouth. Of course. One of his sons is busy making tea, which in Senegal is superstrong, supersweet, and served in shot glasses three times a day. The younger children are nursing or playing on the ground with whatever comes to hand – peanut shells, a piece of string. Three horses stroll past single-file on their way to the well. Goats and sheep hang around nonchalantly, looking for their chance to steal in and snatch a couple peanuts. A chicken, with a blue piece of fabric tied around a wing denoting ownership, pecks at ants around your feet. Everything is peaceful.

Suddenly, a kid hits a smaller companion and steals her piece of torn-up paper. An older sister punches the perpetrator. A mother swipes at all three of them with a stick.  The baby on her back screams. The three kids wail. A quartet of wild-eyed donkeys stampede past, kicking at each other and braying, while other adults snatch children from their path, yelling. The tranquil afternoon has dissolved into typical village chaos. You retreat back to your room to nurse your burgeoning headache and raw fingertips (peanut cracking ain’t easy!) and open a book, trying to ignore the flies buzzing around your head and the screeches still echoing around the compound.

So, village life. How to describe it? Village-y, say some of my peers, and that’s about as accurate as you can get. It’s slow. It’s strange that even though most people are continuously working (peanut cracking, cooking, working in the fields) the pace of life just seems… slooooow. Of course, I don’t do much of the work myself, which contributes. I do a lot of sitting around, listening to conversations and trying to respond if any Jaxanke is directed at me. I read, a lot. Thanks, Dad, for building up my library – a sanity saver. I pull my own water. One bucket per day, used for filtering, showering, brushing my teeth, etc. I use unfiltered water for everything except straight drinking – figure that if I’m going to get a parasite from brushing my teeth with well water, I’ll just learn my lesson that way. I do my laundry out by the well, with the rest of the women, while they laugh and ask me over and over again “Kuuro ke? I kusanta!? I kusanta?!” Laundry? You can do it?!  “Mkusanta!” I tell them repeatedly, shooing away the cow trying to drink from my laundry basin. I go to bed early, usually by 9 or 9:30 every night. This is for a couple reasons – there’s not much to do after dinner, so after a bit of sitting around in the dark I excuse myself. Also, reading or doing anything else with my flashlight just attracts bugs of all kinds. Therefore, it seems like the most reasonable and safe decision is to go straight to bed. I sleep outside every night because of the heat – when it rains I have a fancy shmancy shade structure with plastic to keep the rain off my cement bed, which I can hook my mosquito net to. I realize that rain AND wind together will be a problem; I’ll deal with that when I come to it. Maybe I’ll retreat inside. I don’t like the idea of sleeping inside, though. I’ve only done it once or twice, and besides the heat, there’s the constant scurrying and scratching that tells you there are unwelcome creatures sharing your hut/bed. Not very conducive to a peaceful sleep. But then, neither are the nighttime village sounds, inside or out. One night, I woke from a Jurassic Park-themed nightmare, half-convinced that the donkeys’ wheezes were really velociraptors on the hunt, and I’m pretty sure my mosquito net was not made for dinosaur repelling.

Ok, honestly, village life at this point, still the settling-in period, is pretty boring. Sometimes the days stretch on impossibly. But IST starts in a couple days, and afterwards I hope to begin some projects, and at the very least give myself a small task every day. I know that once I start feeling productive, and less like a participant in some strange social experiment, I’ll be happier. Thank you to everyone for your support so far!

Until next time!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Hello, Bira


I was installed in my village almost a month ago. I would like to say time has flown by, but in reality it seems to be crawling. One month down, 23 to go. Daunting. Honestly, it’s been harder than I anticipated. It’s not the lack of water or electricity that I’m finding hard to deal with, but rather the feeling of isolation. The people in my village are nice, and my counterpart especially has tried hard to make me feel at home, but it doesn’t change the fact that I am the only white person in the vicinity, definitely not yet capable of having real conversations with anybody in Jaxanke (very few speak French, and many of the ones that do, like my counterpart, speak it even worse than me), and cut off from the outside world by a lack of cell phone reception – although I can find it if I climb a hill a short walk from the village. Another thing that is getting to me is the lack of work. I know we’re supposed to be “integrating” these first couple months, and not starting any big projects, but I feel fairly useless sitting around all day, every day. When I go back to site tomorrow I’ll be bringing paint with me so I can start a couple murals around, just to do something productive (Considering painting some maps, since nobody I talked to can locate Senegal on the world map I brought from home, or even identify Africa. Some people were holding the map upside down). I know from talking to other Volunteers that feeling like this isn’t abnormal, especially in the first couple months, and that it does get better.  It’s a tough transition, but certainly an adventure, and I’m also hoping for a lot of character building!

So, about Bira. I don’t really remember what I’ve written about it so far, so I’ll start again with the basics. It’s located 7k off the main paved road that runs from Tambacounda to Kedougou, and is home to around 1,500 people. Most of them speak Jaxanke, and about 30% speak Pulaar. French is rare among older people, although students learn it in school. There is a school that will educate children until they are ready for high school, at which point they can travel to Tamba for further education or, as is almost always the case, especially for girls, drop out. There is a health post, with a doctor that goes back and forth between Bira and Tamba. It is a farming community, and they eat what they grow – millet or couscous with peanut sauce is the usual fare. Besides an onion here or there, I haven’t seen a single vegetable appear in meals, and I can count the number of times I’ve seen meat or fish on one hand. Although there are a surprising number of villagers working in Spain, and some pretty big cement houses built with the money they send back, the large majority of people are very poor and uneducated. I was talking to the women in my compound, and I learned that the great majority of them hadn’t left Bira in years, not even to travel to Tamba, the fare of $2.50 being too expensive. Some of them had never even been further than 25k from their village in their entire lives! Men travel more frequently, but the women are working 24/7, nonstop, and as it is their husbands who make all the decisions for the family, many of them simply never leave. By this point, discoveries like this hardly surprise me, but the thought of being stuck in this tiny village for 40 years straight fills me with claustrophobia and the urge to run away. But, different cultures, different lives, right? This is their life, and they accept it. If I can’t throw money in the air and yell to them “Go! Travel! Explore! Learn!” then I can at least try to improve their lives right here. That’s my job, after all.
I’ve already got a couple ideas for projects, but won’t be starting anything until after IST (In Service Training) at the end of July. I’ll do a post about my own village life sometime soon. Until then – I miss you all. Send happy thoughts my way!



Monday, May 16, 2011

New address

Ok, here is my address for the next two years, Inshallah:

Anne Schier, PCV
Corps de la Paix
B.P. 320
Tambacounda, Senegal
West Africa

As for things I would love to receive - anything. Really. Seriously, getting a letter or a package here is extremely exciting for everyone involved. Howeverrr, if you need some suggestions, I would be happy to provide.

-Pictures of you, to put on my wall and/or show off how hot my friends are
-A good book/magazines
-Pita chips
-Candy
-Protein bars/powder.
-Those boyfriend Ts from Target, you know, the ones that have a little pocket on the chest and are 5-8 bucks... whatever colors, M or L. I should have brought 10.
-Nail polish/remover
-TEA! good English breakfast tea.
-Northern California weather, if they've figured out how to package that up yet
-Pre-addressed envelopes/stamps!

If you do send something, let me know so I can keep my eyes open for it. I think you have to check at the post office to see if you've received anything. Thank you thank you thank you!

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Big long post, then off to Tamba


Hey guys. Big things are happening. As of yesterday, I’m done with PST. Tomorrow, we’re swearing in  at the American ambassador’s house in Dakar, dressed in our Senegalese finest. From now on, we're PCVs, not PCTs. Woo! On Saturday, many of us ship out to our new regions. On Sunday, the rest of us do, including me. This Wednesday at exactly noon, I will be installed in my site, presumably to much fanfare on the part of the village since I’m their first ever Volunteer (but we’ll see).
I thought I would do a slightly more detailed post on my life in Mbour, my training village, since I had just left for good. Then I had the crazy idea to write in the third person just for fun. So I did. Then I read back through it and thought writing in the third person was kind of stupid. Here it is anyway.

It was a dark and noisy morning.

Well, dark because it was only 4:30 a.m., and noisy because noise is what you get when you live in Senegal.  Anne groaned. She had just been dreaming about something nice for a change, couldn’t quite remember what, but it had a distinctly comfortable American feel to it. But no use fighting the inevitable - it was time for the second or third wake-up call of the night. The mosques were yelling about Allah knows what. There were cats fighting outside her window, and a donkey was screaming somewhere in close proximity.  Anne fumbled around for the iPod that she had misplaced somewhere in her sheets, ignoring the mosquitoes that buzzed threateningly just outside her mosquito net (hope they don’t find the holes) and searched for loud yet relaxing music. Three more hours, she told herself as she settled back, let’s try to make the most of it.

Every day in Mbour starts pretty much the same. In fact, as she’ll bemoan quite frequently, every day is alarmingly similar. Shortly before 8, after changing into something more appropriate (knees are generally frowned upon in Muslim countries) she tiptoes out of her room and around her host sister, who is mopping the floor. This always makes her feel a bit guilty because A) this sister has been cleaning the house for an hour already, and B) walking through the just-mopped area is unavoidable, and everyone knows how annoying that is to the mopper. Some things transcend cultures.

“Fatumata,” says her sister, looking up. It’s a statement. Oh, Anne is not Anne here, she is Fatumata, and she is still not sure how she feels about that name. She rattles off the basic morning greetings that have been drilled into her since day 1: “I saaxoma. Heera sita. I siinoxota kende? Heera doron.” Sometimes, when she’s really just not in the mood for obscure African languages (you know how it goes) she’ll greet her confused family with a defiantly American “Heyyyyy, good moooorning!”  Breakfast consists of enough bread to drown a duck, and enough sugar to send even the most mild-mannered child into a fit. Anne/Fatumata watches as her host mother spreads watery chocolate (Nutella’s ugly cousin) on half a baguette and dumps sugar cubes into her tea/coffee/sweet powdered milk combination, and worries that this no longer seems abnormal.

Anne and Nicky (Nandin), living closest to the training garden, have been elected to water it every morning, which neither of them really minds since it gets them out of the house a little earlier. Plus, pulling water is one of the easiest forms of exercise to be found, and can be done even in a pagne (long wrap skirt). On the way out of the schoolyard, they converse briefly with a middle-aged man, dressed in a suit. Encounters like this are familiar, and the conversing is, familiarly, heavily one-sided. “Hello, you speak-a de English? I love you. Are you married?” Anne and Nicky continue walking. Honestly, no creativity. Marriage propositions are becoming positively tedious these days, even when aimed towards two girls at once.

Language class starts at 9. Anne has learned enough Jaxanke to satisfy Peace Corps’ training requirements, but somehow still leaves each class feeling a bit dumb. Along with her LCF (Language and Culture Facilitator) and three other Trainees/would-be Jaxanke talents, she learns vocab, structure, unnecessarily long greeting sequences, and how to say things like “I don’t eat mystery meat.” Recently, one of the sample phrases in class was “He talks to me every day about beating children.” Some things don’t transcend cultures.

After class, the Trainees part ways, and head back to their respective compounds for lunch. Imagine a streetlight, and the swarms of insects drawn to it at night. In Senegal, foreigners are that streetlight, and the insects are children. Night AND day. This makes walking anywhere a process. One must greet all the adults on the street, and deal with the insects, I mean kids. Common greetings from the children include simply screaming TOUBAB! over and over,  “give me a present,” or most often asking your name repeatedly in bad French. Before Anne became jaded, which didn’t really take all that long, she would usually try to explain to the kids that no, she was not TOUBAB!, her name was Fatumata Cissokho and she in fact lived here, and no, she didn’t have presents for them. After, she resorted to mental health survival mode, which means either ignoring them or telling them outright lies for the sake of entertainment (“My name is Michelle Obama/Britney Spears/ Your Worst Nightmare”) Granted, there are cute and polite kids on the streets (these receive smiles and handshakes), but many of the rest run in unsupervised packs, creating chaos wherever they go. As Anne rounds the corner, nearly to the safety of her host family, a boy wearing a pink sequined “Playboy in da House” t-shirt runs up to her and sticks out his hand. She shakes it. He then pokes her in the crotch and scampers towards the rest of his pack, laughing madly. Anne sighs. She wouldn’t hit him, but he doesn’t know that, right? She reaches up and breaks a small branch off the nearest tree, making sure to look like she means it. The pack scatters. Success!

Lunch is the most important meal of the day. Like nearly all Senegalese dishes, rice or millet is the main component, with a sauce or meat or fish and veggies over it. It’s usually very enjoyable, except when it’s intestine or when the fish bones are so small or numerous that half the meal is spent ensuring that none of them wind up in one’s throat, but the trainees joke that even then one can just attribute it to the “conditions of hardship” Peace Corps warns about. What doesn’t kill me (or lead to severe discomfort) makes me stronger, Anne reflects as the lid is lifted off the communal bowl. Sweet! Ceeb u jen, my fave! I love this family. Early on in training, Anne started taking long naps after lunch. Now, if she doesn’t immediately head towards her room, she gets questions like “You will not sleep?” or statements like “You will sleep now.” Fo naato, later, she says today. Instead, hanging out with her family seems like the better option. A mat is laid down in the shade in front of the house, and a couple chairs dragged over. Everyone lounges – mom, sisters, a couple brothers, whoever happens to be visiting at that time. While her host mom begins to prepare a type of porridge for the next morning – sifting flour with her hands in a well-worn calabash, tossing in water a bit at a time as the flour forms into balls – Anne amuses herself by chatting with one of her host brothers, age 21. He tells her that she’s old, and should get married immediately upon her return to the US. Waiting any longer is just inviting disaster. Anne tells him that it’s not uncommon for women in America to get married later than age twenty-five, and slyly suggests that maybe she’ll wait until she’s thirty, or forty. Who knows, maybe even later! He looks scandalized. “No, no, nonono! You can’t do that, it’s not possible! You will get married at twenty-five, no later. Who will marry you if you’re old? How will you have many kids otherwise?” “I only want two kids. Three at most.” His jaw drops and he emits a shrill, disbelieving noise. Cross-cultural education: shock and awe, Anne decides, as her host sisters laugh.

The afternoons in Mbour seem to drag on forever, broken up only by brief forays to the garden with the rest of the Jaxanke/Mandinka trainees to water, work on outside assignments, or simply hang out and exchange stories of strange encounters or awkward conversations. Back at home, Anne’s evening consists of watching horribly yet hilariously scripted Indian soap operas with the family, or, if the power is out, sitting and talking. Or not. Lots of sitting happens here, for hours on end, and Anne appreciates that the speaking is optional. The Senegalese are comfortable with silence (although nobody has informed the Senegalese animals) and it’s enough to just sit outside and enjoy the company of other people. Being a sporadically shy person herself, Anne is ok with this arrangement. Also, her Jaxanke is still at the level of a three-year-old, and the serenity of the evening is easily shattered by an embarrassing mix-up between “kanoo” and “kaano” (love and hot pepper)

Dinner is at 9, and as usual, is much more simple than lunch – tonight it’s rice and a single chunk of dried fish lurking in the middle of the bowl, origins uncertain. Anne claims fullness a bit earlier than usual, and retreats to the couch, where a brother is taking out his ADD on the remote: bad Senegalese music videos, bad soap operas, talk shows in Wolof, and footage of Libya flash across the TV screen. She excuses herself at 10:30 and heads to her room, where she can change into comparatively skimpy pajamas without fear of moral reprehension. Collapsing into bed, she doesn’t know yet that she will in fact wake up four times during the night for various annoying reasons. 

But given past experience, she has a pretty good idea.

Monday, April 18, 2011

News and a new name


Hello. Kor tanante!  

I got my permanent site! The name of the village is Missirah Bira. It has 1500 residents, not counting the ones with four legs. It’s about 50 kilometers south of Tambacounda, halfway between Dialokoto and Missirah, if you’re looking at a very detailed map. It has no electricity, running water, or cell phone reception (noooo!) It is off the main road, 5 or 20 kilometers down a dirt path, depending on how far you’ve already biked, how hot the sun is, how much water you remembered to bring, and if your bike is working properly. Since my first visit to my site was after a (25 kilometer, very very hot, not enough, back wheel shaky) ride, I was kind of in a daze while meeting and greeting my future coworkers/friends/nemeses. More on that later.

I have an allergy to mango skin! Yes, it figures that I have escaped the common curse of stomach ailments and viral fevers that have plagued my staging group so far, only to be struck down by a fruit. My lips started swelling last Saturday, and it slowly got worse. When I woke up at the training center Monday morning, I didn’t even recognize myself in the mirror. When I showed my roommates, I got horrified “OH MY GOD!”s. It was truly disfiguring, not to mention embarrassing. I hid in my room that morning, and called the PCMO (Peace Corps Medical Officer). She told me to “stop hiding immediately and find a car to Dakar!” It was a miserable ride, even though I was in an air-conditioned Peace Corps vehicle. The Senegalese guard that was driving me kept glancing back and asking “Tu es malade?” NO, I just look like plastic surgery gone horribly wrong ALL THE TIME.  Watch the road, you nearly hit that goat, you jerk.
Anyway, the medical staff in Dakar was on it, and they got me an appointment with a dermatologist that very afternoon. It took two seconds for the guy to look at my lips and diagnose it as a contact dermatitis, or allergy, or whatever. Turns out those four mangoes my family gave me a couple days before were the culprit. The good news is that I can still eat mangoes – just as long as I don’t touch the skin, and put the fruit directly into my mouth without touching my lips. Alrighty. The other good news is that the “health hut” is more like “health heaven” – air conditioned, clean, big rooms, western toilet and shower, full library, amazing kitchen, and a western-style grocery store just 10 minutes away.  “This,” one of the PCMOs told me, “is not Africa. “ The second day, I spent half an hour wandering the aisles in stupefied amazement before finally selecting French bread and cheese as my lunch. It was possibly worth the temporary disfigurement. There were a couple other Volunteers there as well, and they took me around the neighborhood, ending with a beer on a hotel balcony overlooking the Atlantic and the Ile de Ngor. Pas mal.

Because of this whole deal, I arrived in Tamba for my volunteer visit a day late. I stayed with an older Volunteer who is mid-service, about 30k away from my future site. The entire four or five days that I was living with him, I oscillated between thoughts of “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into?” and excitement. I have faith that the latter will win out in the end. Spence, aka Babanding Tangian (or something like that…) is an Jaxanke-spitting, hard working, hilarious guy and lives in a village of 700 people and approximately a million goats, sheep, donkeys, cows, chickens, and horses. All these animals just go wherever they like in the village, even sometimes into houses, prompting the owner of the hut to jump up from his seat under the nearest tree and shoo them out. The cows especially are in the habit of plodding sedately around, glaring balefully at you as you swerve on your bike to avoid them and their enormous horns (these aren’t your sissy American cows, these are AFROcows) after they step into your path.
We spend a lot of time watering his garden, greeting people, avoiding farm animals, biking, and laying on the floor of his hut during the hottest part of the day.
The Tamba region is very hot. It must have been 115 or 120 every day, and was 105 degrees inside his hut until at least 10 at night, which made sleeping difficult. At around 4 in the morning it cools down to a more comfortable temperature, and starts heating up again as soon as the sun rises. Luckily, this is hot season. Rainy season is cooler, although mosquitoes and various skin infections thrive, and apparently during December and January it’s very nice. I hear that people adapt to the hot weather well and take lots of midday naps. The weather in Senegal in general, except coastal regions, is pretty rough, so I shouldn’t complain. Although I might in future posts. Just a warning.
Anyway – my site visit was nice, even if I was on the edge of heat exhaustion during. My hut is still under construction, but I’m already planning color schemes and murals, and trying to decide if I can fit a full size bed inside. (Don’t tell my amazingly artistic mother yet, but I’m planning on roping her into helping me design some decorative and/or educational murals for my village). My host family gave me a name within two minutes of meeting me: Fanta Savane, incidentally naming me both after one of my favorite delicious African escapes AND after the wife of my LCF. Strangely fitting, and awkward. So now I have two full Senegalese names to keep track of. I like Fanta better than Fatumata, personally. I saw the school and health post, both areas in which I will be working, and met the directors of both. My counterpart is very understanding about how difficult it is to learn a new language and integrate into a new community, which will help, especially since I am starting out in a brand-new, never-had-a-Volunteer-before site (many Volunteers replace other Volunteers, so their villages are accustomed to a white person living among them)

Ok, this is long. Sorry. Today was kind of cool – we had a presentation by a woman who works with the US Global Health Initiative and reports directly to Hillary Clinton, and some of her supporting staff. Tomorrow is “Dakar Day,” our first foray into the capital (except I’ve already been, ha ha suckas!)

One more thing – if you haven’t sent me a letter or package yet, or won’t in the next couple days, don’t send it to the address I previously posted. I’ll be moving into the bush soon, and will have a different address. I’ll get that one ASAP. 

Last but not least, I miss you all. I really do. I miss America. I miss driving and coffee shops and brunch and temperate weather and my dog. But I’m also in a good mood going forward, excited to rock the last month of training and develop ideas for projects once I get settled in my village. Life here so far is a series of ups and downs, but so far, the ups have definitely won out, and I think the ratio will continue to shift in my favor in the coming months.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

There's a gecko in my mosquito net.


If you are a naturally timid person, Peace Corps will either make you want to jump into a well, or it will bitch slap the shyness right out of you.

After three weeks in my homestay, I have reached a certain level of comfort with my family and in my community. I greet people in the street (aka dirty sandbox between houses), give the “death stare” to any person over the age of 13 who calls me “toubab,” and joke with my host siblings. While eating, I’ll give them a taste of their own medicine: “You need to eat more. Eat! Eat! Eat!” They get a kick out of it. The other day, my 6-year old host brother and I played a quick but furious game of hot potato with a piece of cow intestine. He would throw it into my section of the bowl; I would throw it back. This continued until he threw it at my host mom, who ate it with gusto. However, I still hear two things at the end of every day: “You didn’t eat today” (not true), and “You like to sleep a lot” (very true).
I still feel extremely lucky in my living situation. Many friends have disturbing stories of their own homestays, a few of which are simply too disgusting to put on here.

We're all back at the Training Center for a couple days, which is a relief. Also a relief: I just finished my first oral exam in Jaxanke. (Fun fact: I couldn't even find this language on Wikipedia. Try googling it) It's a little intimidating speaking with the microphone on the recorder staring you in the face, and I'm pretty sure I now have five new facial expressions that mean "???" because I don't yet know how to say "I don't know what you're saying; can you please repeat that?" BUT - it's over. 

Next on everyone's mind is site assignments. Yes, in 24 hours we will learn where we will be spending the next two years. Exciting times. The plan is to blindfold all 46 of us, position us on a huge Senegal map that they've got on the ground somewhere in the compound, then have us all take off our blindfolds at the same moment. The person you are nose-to-nose with will be your closest neighbor. If you are five feet from everyone else, it means hours of travel to see another American face. I'll try to do another quick update before we go back to village with my site name, which is hopefully google-able. What I do know: I will be in the southeast somewhere, and it will be hot. Very hot. Good news: I am unlikely to be stationed in the region where, apparently, "things go to die." (The volunteers there have made a shirt that says as much)

Wish me luck.